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optimysticals:

timemachineyeah:

saywhatjessie:

tattooedsiren:

gvorgeblagden:

batcii:

how did jk manage to write ootp and not come to the conclusion that the only career w any true meaning for harry james potter was as a goddamn professor at hogwarts like how do u write the da scenes and say “nah he’d want to be a wizard cop”

#just let him dress in warm sweaters and have tea with neville in the staff room and help first years #harry james potter as hogwarts longest serving defense against the dark arts teacher fucking fight me (@batcii)

#but it would be so perfect??? #bc it would help normalize his life so much #like there would just be this generation of kids who are like #‘ugh who cares that he killed the dark lord he gAVE US HOMEWORK OVER BREAK’ #like the beginning of every year there would be the new first years who would freak out a little #but then it would calm down #and most of the students would literally forget #until like clockwork the fifth years would have their history of magic class on the second war #and they’d all show up to DADA looking a little awestruck and everyone would be extra quiet #and harry would give this kind of annoyed sigh—except it’s fake bc he TOTALLY knew this was coming #bc binns is a bro and he totally gives him a heads up every year #and harry wouldn’t have any lesson plans for the day and instead he would just sit at the front of the room and answer everyone’s questions #but otherwise everyone would just be like ‘professor potter!! i can’t get my patronus to work! help me!’ #and like they’d go home at the end of the year or for break and their parents—who ARE still starstruck by harry james potter #would pester their kids with questions#and the kids would just be like ‘merlin i don’t know?? potter’s such a huge dork you should hear him talk about proper wand movements’ #but they would all love him #and he would feel safe and normal and utterly accepted #AND I NEED THIS IN MY LIFE (via @cinematicnomad)

Not to mention it would be an ultimate Fuck You to Voldemort, who put a curse on the teaching position in the first place.

Like, Jo, I don’t want to tell you how to do your job, but COME ON

I already queued this but also, you do this, but still have Ginny become a famous Quidditch player. Imagine the first time Harry gets called “Ginny’s husband” before “the boy who lived” or “the chosen one.” Imagine how fucking pleased he’d be.

Imagine the first time a student comes up to him looking starry-eyed and Harry’s thinking “Oh no” because he doesn’t want to talk about Voldemort or the war but instead this little eleven year old is like “ARE YOU REALLY MARRIED TO WEASLEY FROM THE HOLLYHEAD HARPIES???!?? WHAT’S SHE LIKE?” and he’s like “oh thank god” because he could talk about Ginny all day. 

Yes. Good.

happyemil:

everyone kinda jokes about that gifset/video of Jackson Galaxy saying “every cat’s life is worth something” and crying but serious talk here though that guy seriously loves animals and he’s so pure and wonderful and Jackson Galaxy is one of my heroes. 

I’m not even a cat person but watching Jackson talk about cats makes me passionate about cats

MARVEL asks

Avengers: What superpower would you like to have?
Iron Man: What is your favourite piece of technology?
Captain America: What is your sexuality?
Black Widow: Share a secret.
Thor: What is your religion?
Hawkeye: What is your favourite movie?
Hulk: How strong are you?
Loki: What is the biggest mistake that you have ever made?
Scarlet Witch: If you could change one thing in the world, what would it be?
Quicksilver: Have you any siblings?
Vision: What weight are you?
Ultron: What is the last text you sent?
Ant-man: What height are you?
Wasp: What’s your full name?
Bucky: Who is your best friend?
Falcon: Which fictional character would you like to hang out with?
Spider-man: What is/was your favourite subject in school?
Doctor Strange: Name a special talent you have.
Captain Marvel: What do you want to achieve in life?
Black Panther: How responsible are you?
Spider-woman: What is your favourite smell?
Nova: Do you prefer the moon or stars?
Luke Cage: What job do you want?
Jessica Jones: What is your favourite memory?
Daredevil: What is your favourite song?
Iron Fist: What is your favourite food?
Ms. Marvel: Who is your idol?
X-men: What social issue do you feel strongest about? (sexism, racism, etc.)
Professor X: What are you thinking about right now?
Cyclops: Do you wear glasses?
Rogue: What is your crushes name?
Magneto: What country are you from?
Mystique: What is one thing that you would like to change about yourself?
Wolverine: What are you afraid of?
Phoenix: What is your favourite book?
Storm: What is your favourite type of weather?
Beast: What is your favourite animal?
Angel: What is your MBTI type?
Magik: What is your star sign?
Gambit: When is your birthday?
Shadowcat: Have you any pets?
Groot: What is your favourite flower?
Rocket: What languages do you speak?
Star-Lord: What is your Harry Potter house?
Draxx: Who do you love most in the world?
Gamora: What is your worst memory?
Medusa: What colour/length/style is your hair?
Black Bolt: What is your accent like?
Ghost Rider: What is the worst thing that you have ever done?
Deadpool: Post a picture of yourself.

Harry Potter Character Asks

Harry Potter: Tell us about a scar on your body
Hermione Granger: What is your favorite book, how many times have you read it, and why do you love it?
Ron Weasley: Something you’re afraid of?
Luna Lovegood: One thing that makes you different from everyone else.
Fred Weasley: Can you do any magic tricks? What is the best one you can do? If you can’t do any, what’s the best one you’ve seen?
George Weasley: What is the best prank you’ve ever played on someone?
Neville Longbottom: Tell us an embarrassing story.
Narcissa Malfoy: Do you have a good relationship with your family? Who are you closest to?
Voldemort: If you were to create a Horcrux(s), what would it be and why?
Bellatrix Lestrange: Have you ever loved someone who could never love you back?
Ginny Weasley: Have you ever been in love with an unexpected person?
Hedwig: If you went to Hogwarts, what kind of pet would you bring? (ex: cat, owl, rat, frog)
Draco Malfoy: Is it better to be feared or to be loved?
Rubeus Hagrid: What is your favorite mystical creature?
Dolores Umbridge: Make a list of rules that your family (or whoever you choose) would have to follow if you made the rules.
Lucius Malfoy: What is your most prized possession?
Molly Weasley: What is the proudest moment of your life?
Dobby: Who are you most loyal to?
Sirius Black: Have you ever been accused of doing something you didn’t do?
Argus Filch: What’s the worst job you’ve ever had?
Dudley Dursley: How many presents do you usually receive on your birthday?
Peter Pettigrew: Are you a leader or a follower?
Cedric Diggory: Have you ever had a near death experience?
Albus Dumbledore: What is the greatest obstacle you have ever overcome in your life?
Minerva McGonagall: What is your favorite spell?
Severus Snape: Are you a trustworthy person?
Remus Lupin: If you transform into any one animal or creature, which one would it be?
Uncle Vernon: What is your favorite day of the week?
Mad Eye Moody: Who is the bravest person you know?
Arthur Weasley: What do you think is the best “muggle” invention?
Professor Sprout: What is your favourite class that is offered at Hogwarts?
Nymphadora Tonks: If you could change one thing about your appearance what would it be?
Moaning Mertile: What is something that always makes you cry?
James Potter: Would you risk your life to save someone you truly love?
Lily Potter: What color eyes do you have?
Professor Trelawney: Have you ever dreamt something was going to happen and then it happened?
Mr. Ollivander: What would your wand look like?
Lavender Brown: Who is the last person who texted and have you ever had a crush on them?
Cho Chang: If you were on the Quidditch team, what position would you play?
Aunt Petunia: What is your favorite flower?