forget slow burn romance, give me slow burn found family. give me enemies to friends to siblings. tired, weary old mentors learning to live again for their plucky young apprentices. heroes sharing apartments after world saving adventures because they’re so used to living with each other. dramatic “oh shit” moments where one gets kidnapped and the other realizes “god, that’s my kid.” i want to sit and watch in agony for thirty chapters while two idiots slowly adopt each other, someone get on it
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tumblr friendships are hard to maintain like im sorry i know i havent talked to you in 5 months but you’re still super rad and i still consider us friends im just dumb
#if you’re wondering if this is for you #it’s probably for you
If I have ever messaged you or messaged me and never heard from me again, I still consider us friends. I just suck
hey if ur reading this and ur in a bad spot mentally or anything i hope u feel better soon and have a good day
Brooklynn-99 is abbreviated as B99 becaue the B actually stands for Bisexual and the 99 is how many bisexual characters there are
#‘not everyones bi!’ youre right#captain raymond jacob holt is a Homosexual Man#and the vulture is a Douchebag (via holt-cozner)
Sometimes I just ignore anon hate because theres a proverb I learnt in a Nigerian movie that said.
‘You cannot run naked after a mad man in the street after he has taken your clothes away from you because the public will not know who is the mad person between the two of you’I feel like this proverb was based on firsthand experience.
we americans have a similar proverb: “don’t mud wrestle a pig. you both get dirty and the pig likes it.”
“Don’t try to play chess with a pigeon. It’ll knock the pieces everywhere, shit on the board, and act like it’s won.”
Korean proverb: “Walk around poop because it’s dirty, not because it’s to be afraid of.”
In German: “When you’re up to your chin in shit is the worst time to hang your head”
Australian proverb: “fuck that cunt”
The only one I can think about is : “The drool of the toad does not reach the white dove” ~ La bave du crapaud n’atteint pas la blanche colombe x)
i think there’s a polish one “Don’t discuss things with a moron: he’ll bring you down to his level and then defeat you by experience”.
Some of the Reasons I loved Black Panther:
- Healthy family relationships
- Complex female characters centre-stage, and not given forced/awkward dialogue to draw attention to their gender
- Male characters expressing emotions, men crying on-screen, not shown as weakness
- The costume design holy shit
- Shuri
- M’Baku
- “When she wants to”
*screams into the void* I’M ASEXUAL AND THAT’S OK
The Void: *screams back* DAMN RIGHT IT IS
what TLJ probably meant: poor Kylo Ren look he had a reason to come into the Dark Side his own uncle tried to kill him :’((( it’s also all Luke’s fault, blame him, he gave up on Ben so easy!!
what I, an intellectual, learned form TLJ: if Luke “there is still good in you dad Vader” Skywalker takes one look at Ben Solo’s mind and thinks this one is irredeemable then well, shit, I absolutely believe him
me: i want a significant other
person: but you’re aromantic!
me: by significant other i mean a person i care about deeply and who i can trust with my life and watch movies with and live in a nice apartment one day with cute cat decorations on the shelves and get hugs from if i need them and go shopping with a significant other doesn’t need to be inherently romantic
starry-eyed 