slothmaggedon:

>be me

>about 13 years old

>basically naivete incarnate still

>just discovered the world of fanfiction.net

>have an account and a few stories posted so far

>currently working on a fanfic of Spirited Away

>get a comment one day

>commenter asks if I can put lemons in my story

>I think it’s an odd request but will do anything to please a fan

>write the next chapter acknowledging the lemon request and say that the chapter WILL CONTAIN LEMONS

>about halfway through the chapter I wrote a giant duck running past the protagonist with an armful of lemons

>duck says “MY lemons” then runs off

>feel pleased with myself at having granted my fan’s request

>years later I find out there’s another meaning for lemon in the fanfic world

>lemons are sex scenes

>my commenter was asking me to put a sex scene in my story

>at 13 years old I unintentionally trolled the shit out of some random person

>whoops

Trainer Etiquette

poke-planet:

– Houses that are open to trainer visitors have visible signs. Depending on the region this can be a red door, a doorknob carved into a pokeball, a red door mat, a bell looped around the door handle, etc.
Sometimes this may cause cultural confusion; for example, a foreigner trying to open a red door in Johto, not realizing it’s not a symbol there.

– It’s common to let trainers into one’s house as welcoming travelers is said to welcome in good fortune. Trainers also have a traditional role in pokemon world culture, and often need places of rest.

– Trainers, in turn, are entrusted to keep routes clean and trash free, in exchange for warm welcomes.

– Small wooden signs can often be seen; “trainer tips”. They’re used to warn trainers of danger ahead, tell others about hidden spots and to give general advice. People are invited to add to them, even just to add humor.

– Meeting someone’s gaze and holding it for a few seconds is the sign for battle. If someone lowers their gaze, its clear they do not wish to engage. If someone cannot meet another’s gaze (ie. They’re blind), it still works to hold your head high, approach someone, and announce your intentions.

– Trainers have a special symbol system, a strange language modernized on “trainer tips” boards, but easily tracked back to older times. There are symbols representing things such as “steep cliffs ahead”, “poison types here”, “rest stop soon” and many more. These can be found carved on trees, drawn onto signs or even written on buildings.

toastyhat:

noodledog:

sangled:

lazebian:

racefaker:

Good heterosexual couples:

Leslie and Ben from Parks and Rec

The ghost hunters from the Conjuring

Carl and Ellie from Up

Marlin and his dead wife from Finding Nemo. She died in the two seconds of screen time she had but I can tell there was something special there

gomez and morticia addams

jim and pam from the office

Lup and Barry from The Adventure Zone

Amy Santiago and Jake Peralta from Brooklyn Nine-Nine

steven universe and connie maheswaran