why propose to your significant other with a silly sparkly ring when you can propose to them with a (much more practical) Really Cool Sword for all their frequent battle needs
beauxbatons or durmstrang? ancient runes or herbology? cat or toad? diagon alley or hogsmeade? hexes or jinxes? dumbledore or mcgonagall? animagus or metamorphagus? the three broomsticks or the leaky cauldron? zonko’s joke shop or weasley’s wizard wheezes?
17 sickles to a galleon and 29 knuts to a sickle seems like a pretty confusing system for a community of people who stop learning maths at the age of eleven
i want to run away…but like in ghibli movie. like i take a block of cheese a loaf of bread and some apples and wander through the flower-specked mountains wrapped up in a shawl and i happen to wander into a moving castle and fall in love with a cute wizard
me (deep in the woods, dragging dufflebag of Kraft Singles™