boardwalk-absurdist:

dwouatcsi:

you know how some people r like i want morgan freeman to narrate my life yadda etc and like i get that mad respect big mood but i’d give an arm and an anus to have john mulaney narrate my life thanks for coming to my ted talk

i want john mulaney, bo burnham, and richard ayoade to do an mst3k/rifftrax-style running commentary on my life

professorsparklepants:

chucktaylorupset:

professorsparklepants:

professorsparklepants:

Can we have a Harry Potter AU where Regulus Black is the Death Eater spy turned potions master instead of Snape?

I can’t believe I only JUST realized all the comedy potential that is Sirius showing up to kill Peter 3rd year and finding his supposedly evil brother working at Hogwarts and having civil conversations with Remus about Harry’s grades

Please let this be after a full year of awkwardness of Regulus working with his evil brother’s ex

Sirius and Regulus are both convinced they’re the good brother

Alex: So I’m bi –

John: *Gasps hopefully*

Alex: -lingual. Bilingual, I speak two languages.

John: *Takes a sip of water, disappointed*

Alex: Oh and I also like dudes

John: *Spits out water*

pixenkun:

Laurens: What does the cow say?

Baby Phillip: Moo!

Laurens: Great! What does the cat say?

Baby Phillip: Meow!

Laurens: Awesome buddy! What does daddy say?

Baby Phillip: PAY YOUR FUCKING TAXES!

Alexander: Yep. That’s my son.

neurodivergent-crow:

truthharbinger:

gerardwayslips:

thejoanglebook:

theelderscrotes:

drowsypuppy:

3rdeyechakra:

Reblog to make a white gay big mad

Reblog to make QPOC feel more welcome in their own community

reblog to normalize explicit support and solidarity for qpoc in the lgbt community

I really like the idea of including lgbtqia+ poc in the flag, but I do have a small gripe with the flag.

Now, I’m no authority on this matter so feel free to put me in check if you feel like I’m speaking out of turn, but the black and brown bars always felt tacked on to me. It doesn’t feel inclusive to me so much as it feels like an afterthought, like: “lgbtq+… oh and also poc.” I felt like something more along these lines (see below) could celebrate the poc throughout the community– but again, that’s not really my decision to make. Either way, I support the change, and I think the inclusion is awesome.

Joan you wonderful genius

i’m on board with this one cause it actually looks good

I’m on board with this because of the notion behind it