I hate that I cry when I’m frustrated. Like you haven’t won. You haven’t hurt my feelings. I’m just so fed up with your bullshit that my body needs to have a physical release or my head will explode.
it’s time for the chinese zodiac to take off in western side of internet. forget rising sun moon etc signs, tell me your animal signs & element!! THERE’S SO MUCH POTENTIAL DRAMA WESTERN INTERNET IS MISSING
I’m a Metal Dragon that rocks
I’m apparently a Water Rooster. While fascinating, all my brain will supply to me as commentary is “haha damp cock.”
Fire Rabbit 😀 😀 😀 THE ONLY RABBIT THAT WILL FUCK UP YOUR SHIT or at least complain a lot about it
“Earth Dragons make better decisions because they act more rationally. ” INCORRECT
Metal Horse, DiStri would probably approve.
i am a goddamn wood pig. just a fuckin wooden pig. this is why i never got into chinese zodiac y’all. some guys get to be dragons and i’m a P I G
“i am a monument to all your sins” is such a fucking raw line for a villain it’s amazing that it came from halo, a modernish video game, and not some classical text or mythos
classic texts have nothing on the crazy people come up with in modern times tbh
“I survived because the fire inside me burned brighter than the fire around me.”
– Joshua Graham, Who Is A Fallout New Vegas NPC, Something Most People Throwing This Quote Around Don’t Realize
“If the world chooses to become my enemy, I will fight like I always have.”
– Shadow the Hedgehog in what is widely considered one of if not the single worst game in the Sonic the Hedgehog franchise
“Then I will face God and walk backwards into hell!”
A freakin’ shitposting meme of a joke account on Twitter.
I love that this is basically the same as the “We have a Hulk” scene in Avengers (and came out before it) but that in terms of the Leverage Crew, the Hulk, who you’d think would be Elliot (rage, not good with talking out his emotions, Mr. Punchy) is actually Hardison (that cheerful grin, the sass, the neverending well of love and joy). Because the truth is, Elliot can’t do that always angry thing. He can’t sustain his anger, he can only sustain his pain. He can’t simmer for ages, he has to get in there and Do Something when he gets mad. He’s Steve, to be honest. But Hardison? Hardison who hacked a foreign bank on prom night to pay back his Nana for all the good she did her foster kids? Hardison who buries himself in games and toys and gummy frogs and orange soda because that’s what people expect of the “geek”? Hardison who grew up poor, and orphaned, and black, and oh so incredibly smart? Hardison who is so constantly afraid, of dust, of small spaces, of high places, who loves a vent-crawling building jumping thief like she’s the sun? Who had to hold Parker’s hand as she panicked about foster kids in Eastern Europe somehow ending up broken like her?
starry-eyed 