cake asks: Banoffee pie, Donut, Black Forest cake, Fruitcake, Chiffon cake!

aww, thanks!

Banoffee pie – What’s your romantic orientation?
Well, until recently I’d been sure I’m heteroromantic. I’ve started to question it, however, and came to the conclusion that I’m biromantic. With a preference for masculine-presenting people, yeah, but still bi.

Donut – Ever faked a crush?
Actually, yeah, in primary school. The girls were all having their first crushes and I was like “yeah this guy is great he’s a good friend”. So when we were having those profound discussions at some sleepover and someone asked me “who do you like”, nobody believed me when I said “no one”. I had to make sth up and so I just named my closest friend back then.

Black Forest cake – Ever had a crush? Write about it.
Oh mate. I had such a big crush on this guy in high school. He was one of those people who find time for everything, you know? He had lots of friends, spoke at least four languages besides our native tongue, played the saxophone, volunteered at a children hospital and became school president later. He also had the most beautiful sea green eyes and cute curly hair. I’ve fallen head over heels for him. Even tried to chat him up, but I was rejected right from the get-go, so, welp. Nothing really happened.
Oh, one more thing – before he became president, he’d said that he thought about turning a hall in our school into the Gryffindor common room. My crush just increased exponentially upon hearing that.

Fruitcake – Favourite ace-related pun or joke at the moment?
I’m quite fond of the plural noun someone suggested for us – a deck of aces ❤ also Katniss being aro/ace because she’s an arrow ace.

Chiffon cake – Favourite song with no sexual/romantic themes at the moment?

Actually, right now it’s probably Here Comes a Thought. I didn’t think it was possible to calm down so much by listening to one song, and yet I was proved wrong.

Asexuality Asks

ace-okay:

From me to anyone interested – put a cake in my inbox and I’ll answer the question.

Tiramisu – When did you realize you were asexual?

Banoffee pie – What’s your romantic orientation? (WTFromantic is perfectly acceptable.)

Carrot cake – Ever had a squish? Write about it.

Black Forest cake – Ever had a crush? Write about it.

Donut – Ever faked a crush? 

Ice cream cake – What’s the best part of being in the ace community?

Punschkrapfen – What do you wish was different in the ace community?

Bundtcake – What have you learned (not related to asexuality) from being part of the ace community on tumblr?

Sacher Torte – Are you out to anyone? (It’s okay if you’re not!)

Upside-down cake – Could you imagine yourself not being asexual?

Mooncake – What ace-related hopes do you have for your future?

Pavlova – Do you wear an ace ring? If so, which hand?

Fruitcake – Favourite ace-related pun or joke at the moment?

Chiffon cake – Favourite song with no sexual/romantic themes at the moment?

Better than sex cake – What’s your favourite better-than-sex activity? (If you do like sex best, feel free to state.)

Cupcake – What’s your favourite sort of cake?

For identity asks, ayy: 1, 2, 3, 7, 18, 30. c:

oh man oh man, here we go

1. if someone wanted to really understand you, what would they read, watch, and listen to?
They’d definitely have to watch Bridge to Terabithia. Is it corny? Yeah. Is it whimsy in the way of white people? Like hell. Do I love it? You have no idea. I’ve watched this movie so many times and I’ve cried during every single watching and I LOVE it. Also go listen to Owl City, especially his older stuff, and other Adam Young projects like Port Blue and Sky Sailing, because his music sounds like sunshine and stars and fresh ocean air. And idk about books bc there are too many. Read Narnia and HP probably.

2. have you ever found a writer who thinks just like you? if so, who?
Actually… I think the closest one’s John Green. Now, don’t get me wrong, I think his books aren’t all that great and are flawed in some fundamental ways (like little to no plot… and unreliable narrator going way too far… and being too high on meaning and too low on story… etc), but I find his way of thinking dangerously close to mine. Like, I’m prone to making the same mistakes he does in his stories. And his turn of phrase is lovely, and his words really resonate with me. So, yeah, John Green. Also he’s quite a precious human being, as proved by his vlogs and stuff. We really do think alike in a lot of ways.

3. list your fandoms and one character from each that you identify with.
damn here we go

  • Harry Potter – Remus Lupin
  • Doctor Who – Donna Noble
  • a Song of Ice and Fire – Sansa Stark
  • MCU – Bruce, when he’s well written (what’s AoU)
  • Percy Jackson – Nico di Angelo
  • Undertale – Alphys. she’s so much like me I didn’t like her at the beginning, which is quite telling.
  • Hunger Games – Annie
  • Pokemon – I really like N okay. he’s an idealist dork like me
  • Leverage – ALEC HARDISON HACKER EXTRAORDINAIRE
  • Disney – Cinderella
  • Kingsman – EGGSY, MY HUFFLEPUFF SON
  • Mad Max – Capable
  • Pride & Prejudice – Jane, but she’s much better than me (and most people)
  • I’m also not really in the Sherlock fandom anymore, but I still love Molly Hooper with all of my heart and I’d like to think we’re similar
  • I’ve most certainly forgotten about something but oh well

7. do you care about your ethnicity?
Well… it’s complicated, really. Like, I’m not really that fond of Poland, but try to trash talk her in front of me and you’ll get rekt. I also love the country… physically? like, I love our mountains and lakes and countryside, it’s so beautiful and wonderful and amazing. And I quite like parts of our history and lots of our culture, like the language and art and literature. I’ll defend Eastern Europe till the day I die, okay, even if sometimes I hate it here. It’s shitty, but it’s mine, if you know what I mean. And no one gets to trash talk my shitty country but me and my fellow Poles. At the same time, I’d really like to move somewhere else, like Norway or Canada or New Zealand, bc those countries seem far more… good to live in. And I don’t identify with general Polish mentality.
tl;dr: I do care, I guess. It’s a complicated issue and I have lots of contradictory feelings towards it, but I can’t say I don’t care.
on the other hand, I really don’t care about being white, other than trying to be concious of my priviledge, lol

18. what’s your patronus?
Oh man. It’s either a common swift or a european hedgehog. I’d really like it to be the former, but it’s probably the latter, lol, not that I’d be disappointed with a hedgehog

30. pick one of your favorite quotes.

“If Einstein had not written down E=mc2, another scientist would one day have done so…but no one else could have written Beethoven’s Ninth Symphony.” – Rebecca Attwood, quoting Dr. John Martin’s speech at Humanities Matter: The Campaign for the Arts, Humanities, and Social Sciences.
also I’m gonna cheat and pick another one:
“When you’re a kid, they tell you it’s all… grow up. Get a job. Get married. Get a house. Have a kid, and that’s it. But the truth is, the world is so much stranger than that. It’s so much darker. And so much madder. And so much better.” – Doctor Who, Love & Monsters

identity ask………oh shit

your-awful-personality:

pennyroyalprincess:

yup-im-a-werewolf:

  1. if someone wanted to really understand you, what would they read, watch, and listen to?
  2. have you ever found a writer who thinks just like you? if so, who?
  3. list your fandoms and one character from each that you identify with.
  4. do you like your name?  is there another name you think would fit you better?
  5. do you think of yourself as a human being or a human doing? do you identify yourself by the things you do?
  6. are you religious/spiritual?
  7. do you care about your ethnicity?
  8. what musical artists have you most felt connected to over your lifetime?
  9. are you an artist?
  10. do you have a creed?
  11. describe your ideal day.
  12. dog person or cat person?
  13. inside or outdoors?
  14. are you a musician?
  15. five most influential books over your lifetime.
  16. if you’d grown up in a different environment, do you think you’d have turned out the same?
  17. would you say your tumblr is a fair representation of the “real you”?
  18. what’s your patronus?
  19. which Harry Potter house would you be in? or are you a muggle?
  20. would you rather be in Middle Earth, Narnia, Hogwarts, or somewhere else?
  21. do you love easily?
  22. list the top five things you spend the most time doing, in order.
  23. how often would you want to see your family every year?
  24. have you ever felt like you had a “mind-meld” with someone?
  25. could you live as a hermit?
  26. how would you describe your gender/sexuality?
  27. do you feel like your outside appearance is a fair representation of the “real you”?
  28. on a scale from 1 to 10, how hard is it for someone to get under your skin?
  29. three songs that you connect with right now.
  30. pick one of your favorite quotes.

first time I actually love these questions

these are dope, send me some of these and if you reblog it i’ll send you some as well, there’s there’s lots of things on here i’d be genuinely interested in knowing about folks

Leave a color in my ask

doseofuswnt:

no-body-ever:

Deep Red – I’m in love with you.
Red – I love you.
Pink – I think you’re cute.
Blue – You’re amazing.
Rose – You’re pretty.
Purple – You’re hot.
Plum – I would fuck you.
Violet – I would date you.
Aqua – I could stay on your blog for hours.
Lavender – You are my tumblr crush.
Orange – I want to get to know you.
Tangerine – We have a lot in common.
Amber – I wish you would notice me.
Cream – I don’t talk to you but I really love your blog.
Beige – I don’t know you at all.
Yellow – I don’t like your blog.
Green – I don’t like you.
Olive – I think you are unattractive.
Brown – I hate you.
Grey – You scare me.
Black – Delete your tumblr.

Do ittt