Tag: basically
Remember how everyone loooved jennifer lawrence and hated kristen stewart for those embarassing twilight movies but now jennifer lawrence is a gross racist and kristen stewart is a wlw with a buzzcut? Can you believe how wrong we all were?
i love how half of millenial humor is just thinly veiled cries for help and the other half is dadaist absurdism
You know when you were studying history at school and you looked at 1930s germany and with your 20:20 hindsight you looked at it and all the terrible things happening in the build up – persecuting minorities, silencing academics, painting bad press as fraudulent, etc – and you said there were *so* many redflags so why didn’t people stop this all from happening??
Yeah, that.
Statements I Can’t Believe Are Controversial:
• everyone deserves to eat
• everyone deserves a home
• everyone deserves medical
treatment when they’re sick
You’re not an unthinking liberal, are you?
CANNOT SLAM REBLOG FAST ENOUGH
How do you oppose a Clean Water Act? I mean, how do you oppose any of these things but seriously, clean water? I mean, what’s the argument? Not every American has the right to clean water?
Yo there are literally people that try to argue that water is a privilege and not a right (you would be shocked to know the same people make money off of bottled water)
I like you.
The idea of holding your hand gives me butterflies.
Your hugs are amazing, I’d like them all the time.
The thought of kissing you gently makes me blush.I’d like to maybe ask you out.
Because I like you.
Your personality.
How we share interests.
And I think we’d be good together.But I’m terrified of it all.
Because what if you don’t accept that I’m asexual.
What if we start dating but then you think I’m leading you on.
Or worse, what if you think you can change me and force me into a situation I’m uncomfortable with.What if we’re just not compatible as a couple because I’m ace and you’re not?
I don’t want to lose you as a friend because of that.
But at the same time, I don’t want to be just friends with you.
Because I like you.
I really like you.
But just not sexually.
Okay, if Gryffindor is the house of doing stupid, maybe dangerous things because it’s fun, Slytherin is the house of doing the same things because fuck you, Sarah, don’t tell me what not to do
And Ravenclaws do stupid, dangerous things sometimes because SCIENCE!!
Hufflepuffs do stupid, dangerous things because our friends are doing it and SOMEONE responsible better be involved
You know, this description actually makes sorting a hell of a lot easier.
Age of ultron after credit scene
(Clint woke up after wanda’s spell)
Clint: I had the worst dream ever nat, I was married and you were with Bruce
Natasha: now if you’ll excuse me, I have to go throw up









