erkauberscream:

Alhazred: *summons ancient evil*
Reynauld: cool
Abom: *breathes*
Reynauld: the light is testing me

tatterdemalionamberite:

kramergate:

djgnarly:

pkcider:

canisthejwalker:

pkcider:

classystarman:

who’s gonna dm at my wedding?

roll for wedding vows

It’s a Nat 1…

“me… husband” I say nervously as I accidentally knock out the marriage officiant and somehow eat the ring

It’s time to toss the bouquet, everyone roll initiative.

i just want to make it absolutely clear that i am at OP and and first commenters wedding right this second and this post is literally all i can think about

@chlorinetrifluoride

…now i know why straight people like the idea of marriage so badly

erkauberscream skomentował(a) Twój posti’m obviously bored

MCU!

ok here we go

  1. my beautiful cinnamon roll too good for this world fave: T’Challa I guess? He’s not a cinnamon roll exactly but he’s def my beautiful fave
  2. my trash-shit fave: Tony (though he’s not as much of a trash as people make him to be). He’s my ADHD son and I love him a lot. And Loki, the little shit.
  3. my I love to hate them fave: Killmonger? I mean, this guy is such a good antagonist in Black Panther. Oh, and Justin Hammer, definitely. That dude was so fun to watch, I couldn’t help but cackle with glee every time his plans went tits up. Good times.
  4. my I hate to love them fave: Wanda, maybe? She’s got such a cool design and good backstory, but I don’t like the direction they’ve taken her.
  5. my I wouldn’t piss on them if they were on fire non-fave: …is it bad that I struggle to think of anyone? Thanos, maybe? But he’s still too bland to elicit pure hatred. Most of MCU villains are kinda… meh, imho.
  6. my I didn’t care about them either way at first but the fandom makes such a big deal about them now I can’t stand them non-fave: look: it’s obviously Steve. I used to like him a lot, and then Civil War happened, and I’m still bitter about his actions in that movie. The fact that they’re acting like it’s no biggie grates on me A LOT.
  7. my I could take them or leave them kinda non-fave: Strange, Clint, Natasha, Scott, Vision… most of the characters tbh, lol
  8. my I will go down with this ship and I won’t put my hands up and surrender, there will be no white flag above my door. I’m in love and always will be fave ship: I don’t think I have one at the moment?
  9. my dirtybadwrong fave ship: I guess Thorki. Not that I ship them all that much (I much prefer their sibling dynamic), or that I consider them a wrong ship; it’s just that some people on twitter I follow claim that it’s very very bad because it’s incest… I mean, really? Really?
  10. my they’re cute together and I dig them but I’m not all that terribly invested kinda fave ship: Tony/T’Challa, Tony/Loki, Shuri/MJ, Tony/Pepper, Tony/Bruce. Also Steve/Bucky – they’re not my favs by any means, but it’s a ship I sometimes forget isn’t canon, and therefore deserve a mention. And I never really stopped shipping Clintasha, but I’m not terribly interested in them at the moment.
  11. my I didn’t care about this ship either way at first but the fandom makes such a big deal about it now I can’t stand it non-fave ship: Tony/Strange, Loki/Strange (it’s not really that bad, it’s just… weird), Tony/Bucky
  12. my MAKE IT STOP non-fave ship: Tony/Steve. I can see why people ship it, but… no. Also Nat/Bruce, but that’s a no-brainer, it’s just a bad ship all around.