me: [Alhazred]’s a disaster too. he’s just better at hiding it.
hufflepufface: like in that text post: “5 years ago i was a fucking mess & now i’m still a mess but at peace with it & with a cooler fashion sense”
me: “5 years ago I was a fucking disaster, now i’m still a disaster BUT I made a deal with an eldritch horror and I have awesome dark powers, so in yo face, abdul, you’re still stuck with your ugly wife and three kids. I may be travelling with fucking weirdos, but at least they’re hot”
hufflepufface: ahahahah but listen, al was prob always a hardcore nerd
hufflepufface: and then he comes back from that weird desert trip and he’s suddenly hotter & more confident
me: “I’ve Seen Some Shit”
me: “now I’m not afraid to talk to girls”
me: “problem is, I prefer tentacles now”
hufflepufface: character development road trip
hufflepufface: he made a deal with fucking eldritches, plus when he returned from the desert he started to appreciate finer things in life. like baths & perfume
hufflepufface: +20 to confidence & smoothness