roachpatrol:

the cats locked themselves in the bathroom somehow and i made the situation significantly worse by dismantling the doorknob and finding out the lock bolt is glued in place. now i gotta wait for Maintenance to arrive and explain that i am dumber than two cats. >:T

i started to laugh but then i remembered that when i was a volunteer at a cat foundation, one furry guy who we literally called “dekiel” bc he was THAT stupid managed to open a cabinet that in a normal situation required a key and lot of patience. and he did it so fast i didn’t even see him doing it, he nyoomed between my legs, ran into the corridor and when i got there: bam, cupboard open. and it contained a lot of blankets and towels and stuff like that. which were scattered all over the hall while dekiel, the hyperactive asshole that he is, checked out the empty cabinet and left via nyoom, proceeding to explore the rest of the corridor.