Ravenclaw: Oh, well I think I want to be an optometrist and I know these schools are good, so I could go there for the first few years and then this better school later and…
Hufflepuff: Uh huh.
Ravenclaw: What’s your plan?
Hufflepuff: Honestly I was gonna move to NYC and wander about the streets around Lin Manuel Miranda’s apartment and hope he randomly sees me and casts me as the lead in his next broadway musical.
starry-eyed 