shaggydogstail:

prongsmydeer:

I love Gryffindor but even I have to admit it’s probably the most shit stupid idea for a Hogwarts House because it’s like “yes let’s take all the adolescents with poor impulse control and put them ALL IN THE SAME PLACE”

What a lot of people don’t realise is that Helga Hufflepuff basically gamed the entire house system so that ordinary, chill people could get some goddamn peace for a change.

Poor impluse control & show offs – over there.

Overwraught daydreamers & insufferable pedants – thattaway

Obsessive emo try-hards and baby bigots – you know where to go.

Anyone else out for drama?  No?  Good. Let’s camp out by the kitchen.  We’re gonna need snacks.

bittersweetslytherpuff:

ive seen a lot of people characterizing hufflepuff thunderbirds to be social, but i dont think everyone fits in that category, i sure as hell dont. im here for the thunderpuffs who have a kind heart but prefer to help from the background, who only have a few friends but would die for them, who revel in quiet moments where they can watch the wind blow through the trees and feel their lungs fill with air, who collect memories like baseball cards.