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MCU!

ok here we go

  1. my beautiful cinnamon roll too good for this world fave: T’Challa I guess? He’s not a cinnamon roll exactly but he’s def my beautiful fave
  2. my trash-shit fave: Tony (though he’s not as much of a trash as people make him to be). He’s my ADHD son and I love him a lot. And Loki, the little shit.
  3. my I love to hate them fave: Killmonger? I mean, this guy is such a good antagonist in Black Panther. Oh, and Justin Hammer, definitely. That dude was so fun to watch, I couldn’t help but cackle with glee every time his plans went tits up. Good times.
  4. my I hate to love them fave: Wanda, maybe? She’s got such a cool design and good backstory, but I don’t like the direction they’ve taken her.
  5. my I wouldn’t piss on them if they were on fire non-fave: …is it bad that I struggle to think of anyone? Thanos, maybe? But he’s still too bland to elicit pure hatred. Most of MCU villains are kinda… meh, imho.
  6. my I didn’t care about them either way at first but the fandom makes such a big deal about them now I can’t stand them non-fave: look: it’s obviously Steve. I used to like him a lot, and then Civil War happened, and I’m still bitter about his actions in that movie. The fact that they’re acting like it’s no biggie grates on me A LOT.
  7. my I could take them or leave them kinda non-fave: Strange, Clint, Natasha, Scott, Vision… most of the characters tbh, lol
  8. my I will go down with this ship and I won’t put my hands up and surrender, there will be no white flag above my door. I’m in love and always will be fave ship: I don’t think I have one at the moment?
  9. my dirtybadwrong fave ship: I guess Thorki. Not that I ship them all that much (I much prefer their sibling dynamic), or that I consider them a wrong ship; it’s just that some people on twitter I follow claim that it’s very very bad because it’s incest… I mean, really? Really?
  10. my they’re cute together and I dig them but I’m not all that terribly invested kinda fave ship: Tony/T’Challa, Tony/Loki, Shuri/MJ, Tony/Pepper, Tony/Bruce. Also Steve/Bucky – they’re not my favs by any means, but it’s a ship I sometimes forget isn’t canon, and therefore deserve a mention. And I never really stopped shipping Clintasha, but I’m not terribly interested in them at the moment.
  11. my I didn’t care about this ship either way at first but the fandom makes such a big deal about it now I can’t stand it non-fave ship: Tony/Strange, Loki/Strange (it’s not really that bad, it’s just… weird), Tony/Bucky
  12. my MAKE IT STOP non-fave ship: Tony/Steve. I can see why people ship it, but… no. Also Nat/Bruce, but that’s a no-brainer, it’s just a bad ship all around.

itsallavengers:

just-a-man-in-a-can:

Tony Stark: I don’t play well with others.

Also Tony Stark: *Tells cap to make the call, makes his teammates weapons and upgrades their equipment, invites said teammates to move in with him, worst fear is his teammates dying because he couldn’t do anything to stop it*

People: Tony Stark is so selfish and only cares about himself.

Tony Stark: I already told you I don’t want to join your supersecret boy band

Also Tony Stark: *let’s the boy band live in his home* *makes healthy drinks to deliver to the boy band* *does everything in his power to stop the boy band from breaking up until he is exhausted and at breaking point* *immediately goes after a member of the boy band in order to help him even though they were fighting it out a few days ago* *is so Highkey devoted to the boy band that watching them break up pretty much kills him*

People: Tony is the one who is most problematic on the team and the reason that they split up

irxnpanther:

there ARE JUST,,, SO MANY POTENTIAL IRONPANTHER FICS THO LIKE:

Fake married ironpanther, including the absolute reach to justify this (im guessing aliens mistake them for being married somehow and they need good trade w/ the aliens so tchalla and Tony go along with it) well as the inevitable MUTUAL PINING

Tony directing potential suitors away f rom tchalla which he justifies to himself by saying that tchalla is still super green when it comes to international relations (sure Tony)

The inevitable sex pollen fic (Wakanda’s science division has been fucking around again)

Angst fic where Tony discovers tchalla hiding the ex-vengers away (admittedly I’ve mentioned this before but you get it twice aren’t you all lucky)

tchalla and Tony trying to matchmake shuri and rhodey and in the process become closer themselves

A fic set in either a D/s or an A/B/O universe where everyone warns tchalla about how wild and how shitty a sub/omega tony is, definitely bad news 0/10 would not recommend dating/mating and tchalla is like lol ok sure

We’re doing p well on the soulmate trope actually good job everyone

T’challa as the dude no one knows is royalty, trying to get w/ teacher tony but having difficulties because Tony’s students are too possessive of him and keep interrupting his flirting

Ironpanther basically being the mum and dad of the new-vengers

Possibly related to that, T’challa being a petty dick to the ex-vengers, making super passive aggressive comments to them like “tony is just so affectionate with the team, he’s always hugging us and kissing us and touching us. what’s that? he never did that with you guys? huh, weird. it’s almost as if he likes us more than he ever liked any of you.”

or maybe he tries being petty but ends up just being angry like “oh look what Tony made me the other day, a one of a kind weapon that does something amazing. …Tony made you something like this as well? …and you still treated him the way you did? jfc you’re all MORONS”

Tony getting hurt somehow and accidentally reveals his feelings (your choice on whether he says it because he thinks he’s gonna die or because he’s so out of it he’s not filtering his words)

T’challa thinking Harley is Tony’s son so he hangs out with him in order to better know his future son (Harley is very amused by this)

Oblivious Tony completely misunderstanding t’challas flirting

Thor and Bruce coming back to chill with Tony and tchalla getting a bit jealous of their interactions with Tony, especially bruce

Related, hulk challenging T’challa to a fight so tchalla can prove to hulk he’s worthy of his tin man.

Thor also challenging tchalla because he feels guilty about how things went down between him and Tony (I mean the choking scene), and also feels like things might not have gotten to the stage they did during civil war if he had been around to help, so he wants to make it up to Tony (Tony: SO YOU DECIDED TO FIGHT HIM??? Thor: I had to make sure he deserved you!)

Tony getting annoyed at them fighting tchalla for his honour but instead of making them stop he decides to fight the Dora milaje. Why? Because its 2 in the morning and Tony challenging every single Dora milaje to a fight at once is making me laugh (Tony: I need to prove myself! Tchalla: THERE ARE BETTER WAYS TO PROVE YOURSELF THEN DYING YOU HAVE OTHER OPTIONS HERE)

honestly tho i just can’t wait for ironpanther to become so popular that we get all the cliche fics im so ready for them give them to me!!!

lullabyknell:

I kinda like to imagine what it would be like if it just… did not occur to Loki that Hela was gonna be genuinely evil about taking over Asgard. Anywhere else, sure, fine, he doesn’t care, but that’s not what you do with Asgard. 

(Of course, on one hand, it absolutely did occur to him, he’s cowardly in many ways but not ignorant. On the other hand, following this thought thread for the pure amusement of it, Hela basically seemed to be the sincerely evil conqueror this chaotic neutral dandy been trying to be for the past few years but better, he would absolutely throw a fit and not think about it.) 

Like, Loki landed on trash planet and was like, “Welp, I have been sorely, embarrassingly outmatched by a sibling I never knew I had, who is me but better at it. I live here in this trash heap now. I’m going to become the kept floozy of a madman until I murder him and also get smashed at 8 am for the rest of my millennia-long life while wallowing in my misery.” 

Then Thor shows up and is like, “Loki, get your ass out of someone else’s bed, we need to go back and save Asgard from our villainous sister.” 

Loki’s desperately like, “Uh no, you embarrassed me in front of everyone? I would kill everyone in this room and then myself before I ever went back to Asgard now. Go away. I’m plotting to rule this trash heap, where I now live.” 

And Thor replies, “It suits you perfectly. One problem. Our ‘villainous’ sister’s usurpation of the throne involves actually killing our people. She didn’t take over Asgard just to build great golden statues of herself, flirt with the entire court, eat grapes languidly, drink of all Dad’s good booze, and watch glorifying plays about herself while wearing Dad’s fanciest bathrobes. She’s not like you. She’s actually killing our people.” 

And Loki’s just… completely flabbergasted, despite the fact that Hela’s first action was to make a very good go at trying to kill them both (completely normal thing to do in the Asgardian royal family, really). 

Loki: “…She’s what?”