Wonder Woman wearing an evening gown over her suit of armor while arriving uninvited to a fancy dinner party with an entire sword strapped to her back ready to kill a man is by far the Biggest Mood of 2017
Tag: me
my heart says yes but my vocal range says no
why propose to your significant other with a silly sparkly ring when you can propose to them with a (much more practical) Really Cool Sword for all their frequent battle needs
the different kinds of favourite characters
- my baby
- my husband
- my son
- let me ride you
- this motherfucker
The real favorite is all five.
reblog if women with swords
i want to run away…but like in ghibli movie. like i take a block of cheese a loaf of bread and some apples and wander through the flower-specked mountains wrapped up in a shawl and i happen to wander into a moving castle and fall in love with a cute wizard
me (deep in the woods, dragging dufflebag of Kraft Singles™
and hopelessly lost): where’s totoro
red, pink, or white roses? strawberry, chocolate, or vanilla? pumps, flats, or sneakers? daffodils, daisies, or lilies? pizza, sushi, or burgers? rubies, sapphires, or diamonds?
writing fanfic more like:
- have I used that word recently *ctrl + f* shit
- “are you still working on that fic?” last edited: 24th January 2005 “haha of course”
- that feeling when someone comments
- planning a fic down to the words you’ll use without anywhere to write it down and getting home and remembering none of it
- it’s just a fic no one will care about inaccuracies *spends four hours researching a 2000-word one-shot*
- grammar
- *sees word in advert* yes that’s a good word I’ll remember that word *never uses word*
- my last four fanfics are centred around this character and while it means their characterisation is perfect, people are yelling at me
- “oh you write? can you name a character after me” “ummm”
- is that a real word *red line appears* well why isn’t it
Me: man i wish i could do this thing
Them: it’s not too late to learn
Me, a narcissistic who needs to be good at everything Now: no








