what is it with straight people and expecting you to give them a fucking dissertation double spaced in mla format with credible sources as to why you interpret a fictional character as not straight like idk what to tell you jerry i simply know a gay when i see one
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future apartment goals:
– small but not cramped
– balcony
– has a bath + shower
– big kitchen
– good wifi
– big windows
– located close to a 24/7 corner storethe bar is…… so low?
and yet it’s nearly impossible
average witch: its finally ostara ive been waiting all year for this! *makes a beautiful flower crown, makes some cookies with flowers and dances around in the woods celebrating the come of spring) the earth is beautiful!
me: shit today is ostara *grabs a bag of chamomile seeds and empties it on the ground* let it gro let it gro you cant reep what you dont so.
I was initially planning on being a casual fan, but then I thought, why not just let it consume my soul instead?
Why do you want a lesbian production of everything
Why wouldn’t I want a lesbian production of everything
I’m the weirdo who mouths words while walking on the street because I’m listening to music and I have to sing along.
I just straight up sing, usually.
date someone who holds your hand when you’re anxious
not to be a touch-starved Binch but boy oh boy could i use a fresh steaming cup of nonsexual physical contact right about now
First semester: I’m passionately smashin’ every expectation
Second semester: I am more than willing to die
