hufflepuff-headcanons:

466. Hufflepuffs with ADHD are those kids who slip by unnoticed for the first half of their schooling and then once they become a teenager adults think they’re annoying and don’t know what to do with them but they just want to be accepted

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aspecsapphic:

✎ nb ace writer moodboard ✎

Re-blog if you are soft and like to be cuddled

wakanda-4evr:

itaintenough:

valeriange:

not sure if I’m in love with T’Challa or Chadwick Boseman

me

boardwalk-absurdist:

dwouatcsi:

you know how some people r like i want morgan freeman to narrate my life yadda etc and like i get that mad respect big mood but i’d give an arm and an anus to have john mulaney narrate my life thanks for coming to my ted talk

i want john mulaney, bo burnham, and richard ayoade to do an mst3k/rifftrax-style running commentary on my life

jedihighcouncil:

I dont wanna get a job or have real life responsibilities I wanna be an overpowered gay x-men character

reasons why you should platonically date me

shingeki-no-reason-to-live3:

we could cuddle

i will make a lot of science puns

sometimes i’m funny

i will buy you presents

you won’t have to worry about me i will love you forever and noone else

i don’t have friends so we could always hang out

we can watch movies all day

date me

chokkilissa-nahollos:

rhaenys-martell-targaryen:

anthropolos:

It haunts me that celebrities are just theater kids that made it

#it haunts me that theater kids think they’re just celebrities that haven’t made it

this explains everything about theater kids in a way that was beyond my grasp until this very moment

of-danvid-and-stars:

Nothing but respect for my president

olicitydaydream:

timesarehardfornewsies:

girls-who-love-stars:

lostenemies:

list of men i trust:

john mulaney

andy samberg

Terry Crews

• Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson

• Tom Holland

• Lin-Manuel Miranda

Andrew Hozier-Byrne

Harry Styles

the McElroys
Colin Firth
Mark Hamill