too straight next

I hate that I cry when I’m frustrated. Like you haven’t won. You haven’t hurt my feelings. I’m just so fed up with your bullshit that my body needs to have a physical release or my head will explode.

i have HAD it!

erkauberscream:

roachpatrol:

shadowwood:

twigwise:

thirtythreebetadelta:

yeouja:

it’s time for the chinese zodiac to take off in western side of internet. forget rising sun moon etc signs, tell me your animal signs & element!! THERE’S SO MUCH POTENTIAL DRAMA WESTERN INTERNET IS MISSING

I’m a Metal Dragon that rocks

I’m apparently a Water Rooster. While fascinating, all my brain will supply to me as commentary is “haha damp cock.”

Fire Rabbit 😀 😀 😀 THE ONLY RABBIT THAT WILL FUCK UP YOUR SHIT or at least complain a lot about it

“Earth Dragons make better decisions because they act more rationally. ” INCORRECT

Metal Horse, DiStri would probably approve.

i am a goddamn wood pig. just a fuckin wooden pig. this is why i never got into chinese zodiac y’all. some guys get to be dragons and i’m a P I G

thebaehood:

Fanfic: and they were soulmates

Me: oh my god they were soulmates

ostentatiousalibis:

jake peralta screaming while strumming a guitar is such a mood

zcbini:

I feel sad™ so I’ll watch Brooklyn Nine-Nine.

cocoa-nut:

… it’s 2018 and I’m still on tumblr

lifeisajourney10:

gloriousbacchus:

religiousmom:

tumblr friendships are hard to maintain like im sorry i know i havent talked to you in 5 months but you’re still super rad and i still consider us friends im just dumb

#if you’re wondering if this is for you #it’s probably for you

If I have ever messaged you or messaged me and never heard from me again, I still consider us friends. I just suck

badjewess:

badjewess:

My political views are so far left I’ve exited pursued by a bear

I can’t believe this theatre pun post was so relatable

spacegirlspiffy:

sk8ergrandma:

*screams into the void* I’M ASEXUAL AND THAT’S OK

The Void: *screams back* DAMN RIGHT IT IS