hey dudes, i’m bored and need to write more, so i’m accepting requests for fics for all my otps! no smut tho, and i reserve the right to not do a prompt if i don’t like it.

i’ve got some prompts stored here, if you’re out of ideas yourself.

piszę tyż po polsku, no prob. zamawiajcie śmiało.

Since I’ve heard quite a few people on this website claim that asexual people are all edgy, white teenagers from the US; if you’re asexual tag or comment how old you are, what you do or study, your ethnicity, race or nationality and a random fact about yourself! (if you feel comfortable doing that, of course)

Our community is much more diverse than aphobes claim it is!

hi, i’m a biromantic ace, 23 and polish. i have a BA in cultural studies & creative writing, currently living with my qp partner (whom i often call ‘girlfriend’ bc it’s easier than explaining what a qpr is) & looking for a job. i love nerdy stuff, lin-manuel miranda, i’m a tea drinker, and i prefer cleaning to cooking.

my qpp is aromantic pansexual, so you could say we’re a weird couple, but we make it work. she’s the cutest and i love how being around her calms me down. neither of us are out to our parents, and our friends don’t really get our relationship, but we’re happy and that’s what matters.

note: i’m posting this again, bc last time i did it from mobile and it destroyed my blog. *side-eyes the app*

so @slavicafire did a “describe yourself in 4 characters” thing and i thought, why not.

alec hardison – leverage // sansa stark – a song of ice and fire // rose tyler – doctor who // remus lupin – harry potter

tagging @erkauberscream @peterpandame @deadblanket @blendinginthecrowd

idk if that’ll help in any way, but we now have a small bury tabby kitten, which we named regis, after our fave vampire. and it’s amazing, bc now every day it’s like “regis, stop eating the firanka!”, “regis, did you fart again?”, “don’t eat dirt, regis!”, and it’s hilarious considering the original character

slavicafire:

oh, my heart.

tell Regis I love him.

Regis loves you too

Alex: From now on, we will be using code names. You can address me as Eagle One.
Alex: Laurens, code name: “Been There, Done That”.
Alex: Eliza is “Currently Doing That”.
Alex: Angelica: “It Happened Once in a Dream”.
Alex: Laf, code name: “If I Had To Pick a Frenchman”.
Alex: Herc is – Eagle Two.
Herc: Oh thank God.

erkauberscream skomentował(a) Twój post: i’m obviously bored

MCU!

ok here we go

my beautiful cinnamon roll too good for this world fave: T’Challa I guess? He’s not a cinnamon roll exactly but he’s def my beautiful fave
my trash-shit fave: Tony (though he’s not as much of a trash as people make him to be). He’s my ADHD son and I love him a lot. And Loki, the little shit.
my I love to hate them fave: Killmonger? I mean, this guy is such a good antagonist in Black Panther. Oh, and Justin Hammer, definitely. That dude was so fun to watch, I couldn’t help but cackle with glee every time his plans went tits up. Good times.
my I hate to love them fave: Wanda, maybe? She’s got such a cool design and good backstory, but I don’t like the direction they’ve taken her.
my I wouldn’t piss on them if they were on fire non-fave: …is it bad that I struggle to think of anyone? Thanos, maybe? But he’s still too bland to elicit pure hatred. Most of MCU villains are kinda… meh, imho.
my I didn’t care about them either way at first but the fandom makes such a big deal about them now I can’t stand them non-fave: look: it’s obviously Steve. I used to like him a lot, and then Civil War happened, and I’m still bitter about his actions in that movie. The fact that they’re acting like it’s no biggie grates on me A LOT.
my I could take them or leave them kinda non-fave: Strange, Clint, Natasha, Scott, Vision… most of the characters tbh, lol
my I will go down with this ship and I won’t put my hands up and surrender, there will be no white flag above my door. I’m in love and always will be fave ship: I don’t think I have one at the moment?
my dirtybadwrong fave ship: I guess Thorki. Not that I ship them all that much (I much prefer their sibling dynamic), or that I consider them a wrong ship; it’s just that some people on twitter I follow claim that it’s very very bad because it’s incest… I mean, really? Really?
my they’re cute together and I dig them but I’m not all that terribly invested kinda fave ship: Tony/T’Challa, Tony/Loki, Shuri/MJ, Tony/Pepper, Tony/Bruce. Also Steve/Bucky – they’re not my favs by any means, but it’s a ship I sometimes forget isn’t canon, and therefore deserve a mention. And I never really stopped shipping Clintasha, but I’m not terribly interested in them at the moment.
my I didn’t care about this ship either way at first but the fandom makes such a big deal about it now I can’t stand it non-fave ship: Tony/Strange, Loki/Strange (it’s not really that bad, it’s just… weird), Tony/Bucky
my MAKE IT STOP non-fave ship: Tony/Steve. I can see why people ship it, but… no. Also Nat/Bruce, but that’s a no-brainer, it’s just a bad ship all around.

i am taking a mental break from tumblr. really need it. see you sometime

unpretty:

can you imagine if you got the power of flight but it was just like swimming so you had to flail your limbs wildly and you could only move as fast as you can in water and if you were a shitty swimmer you’d just have to doggy paddle slowly through the sky

that’s SO weird but it’s exactly what happened to me once or twice in a lucid dream?? i tried flying but i guess my brain was like “nooo, but that’s not realistic”, so as a compromise i was literally floating through air as if it was slightly less dense water. made flying a significantly less fun experience. (to be fair tho it was more like vacuum than water, but with more resistance)

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