in poland when someone falls over/hurts themeself we don’t say “are you okay?”, we say “żyjesz?” which translates to “are you still alive?” and i think it’s beautiful
Ernest Hemingway: Write drunk, edit sober.
Me, a dumbass: Write while sleep deprived and heavily caffeinated at two am, no editing we die like men.
For those of you who don’t know, Typhlosion is based off the infamous honey badger, so it was only a matter of time before I made this appalling thing, based on this timeless classic
In LOTR “Looks like meat’s back on the menu, boys” implies that Orcs know what a menu is, and have therefore been to a restaurant. I wonder what a restaurant in Mordor is like.
starry-eyed 