the times my son, harry james potter, was the sass king
there’s no need to call me ‘sir’, professor
it’s just, you can’t break an unbreakable vow. I’d worked that much out for myself funnily enough.
wow, I wonder what it’d be like to have a difficult life
whatcha fell ova for? I didn’t do it on purpose
the task is two days from now. really? I had no idea
did you think we’d be staying in five-star hotels? finding a horcrux every other day?
but I am the chosen one
tell them I mean no harm. I’m sorry, professor. but I must not tell lies.
listening to the news! again? well, it changes every day, you see
yeah, you can have a word. good-bye
I know what day it is. well done. so you’ve finally learned the days of the week
just do what I did, harry! what, drop my wand?
an interview? what do you mean? I mean a reporter asked me questions and I answered them
It’s time you learned some respect! It’s time you earned it.
they stuff people’s heads down toilet the first day at Stonewall. Want to come upstairs and practice? no, thanks. The poor toilet’s never had anything as horrible as your head down it — it might be sick
Sure you can manage that broom, Potter?… Shame it doesn’t come with a parachute — in case you get too near a dementor. Pity you can’t attach an extra arm to yours, Malfoy. then it could catch the Snitch for you.
Slutshaming women is not ok
Slutshaming Alexander Hamilton is totally ok
Tumblr logic
he cheated. on his wife.
he’s also been dead for several hundred years this is the funniest post ive ever read in my life
fave things about this post:
the idea that thousands of people are calling alexander hamilton a slut
calling any founding father a slut
the idea that people are SHAMING Alexander Hamilton for being Such A Slut he is being SHAMED for being such a naughty little tart, SPREADING HIS LEGS FOR EVERYONE IN CONGRESS
that this was probably prompted by people expression dissaproval for Alexander Hamilton cheating on his wife – that the OP thinks “slut shaming” and “Isnt it gross that he cheated on his wife” are the same thing
Alexander Hamilton has been dead for 210
210 slutty, slutty years
the way that this is presented in such a CHECKMATE SJWS way when they’re talking about a founding father who cheated on his wife and has been DEAD FOR 210 YEARS
the fact that the words “Slutshaming” and “Alexander Hamilton” have been used in the same sentence
i mean just apply what we’d traditionally think of as “slut shaming” to Alexander Hamilton.
His frock coat is too tight, his breaches are so short, have you SEEN how often he powders his wig??? I heard he gave Thomas Jefferson a handy behind the stables AND that he got fingered by John Hancock
on a scale of luke skywalker to jaime lannister how well would you deal with losing your right hand
or, on a scale of luke skywalker to jaime lannister how well do you deal with latent sexual feelings for your sister
or, on a scale of luke skywalker to jamie lannister how well would you deal with your dad being an utter bastard with unresolved issues about the death of his wife
or, on a scale of luke skywalker to jaime lannister how well would you deal with the fact that your nephew is a complete and total douche
the best 12 seconds of the show lost in the transition from the workshop to broadway (from one last ride, precursor to one last time)
Chorus: –comes the president, George Washington Washington: You are outgunned! Hamilton: What! Washington: Outmanned! Hamilton: What! Washington: Outnumbered, out-planned– Hamilton: PAY YOUR FUCKING TAXES Washington: Put down your guns on my command Hamilton: HAND ‘EM OVER Washington: This is Hamilton, my right-hand man [starts laughing] Hamilton: BWUH BWUH BWUH BWUH BWUH
starry-eyed 