I’d like to imagine that Tony Stark’s facial hair is so Iconic™ that one day when he decides to shave it on a whim the entire world literally loses their collective shit
Tony: *Walks into Avengers meeting* Hi guys
Tony:
Tony: Why are you all screaming
Assassin: I’ve got Stark in my sights
Tony: *Turns around and shows his face*
Assassin: Wait who the fuck is this guy
In which Tony’s disguise is literally just him shaving off his beard and becoming an entirely different person.