i was playing pokemon blue on stream earlier at 350% speed and i got to thinking
what if the reason nobody in the pokemon world has any good teams is because its considered a dick move to have a proper team comp
like culturally everyone is like “haha pick the pokemon you want! if you’re happy with three geodudes, thats you and your life!” and then you’re supposed to just have a friendly battle with any other pokemon trainers and whatever pokemon they just happen to have
like the average trainer is probably just walking around with a growlithe because that’s their pet, or a hiker has three geodudes because the geodudes help him with hiking. and if this pet owner and geodude hiker meet, you’re supposed to have a friendly battle but nothing too serious
now imagine the 10 year old kid that has six pokeballs on their belt comes up. you’re like “haha, we’ll have a friendly battle!” and you throw out your geodude
and they throw out a fucking gyarados, and it one-shots your geodude
and then you throw out your pidgey you have because the pidgey helps you navigate mountains because you’re a hiker
and then electricity crackles around the gyarados and a thunderbolt flies off of this giant dragon and evaporates your pidgey
so you’re down to your last pokemon. you tell them you’re gonna send out your bulbasaur. the ten year old is like “oh okay in that case i’m gonna pull out my vulpix.” like not only is this kid walking around with an amped-up super dragon, but theyve also got multiple pokemon specifically for making type advantage counter-picks?
this kid’s a fucking asshole! really, kid? what are you trying to prove here? this is a friendly match between strangers for fun! why are you composing real-ass competitive teams? what a fucker!
Trained Sentret are prone to insomnia. This is because they feel like they must stand guard over their trainer when they sleep. For this reason it’s recommended to get a toy that will “Stand watch” and make the Sentret feel more at ease.
Sentret are quiet most of the time, but their alarm call is shockingly loud.
Their tails are also very strong. Not only can they lift the Sentret, but also provide a stiff WHACK!
Sentret love to grab eachother’s tails and spin in a circle
Furret love to hide in tubes and tunnels. Some trainers have even reported their Furrets even trying to crawl into an Exploud’s horns
Wild Furret will build nests so deep and complicated that if one were to ever steal something from you and hide it…you have no hope of getting it back. Not unless you bribed the residents. This pokemon enjoys stealing random items.
Furrets also love socks and will try to fit inside them. Even though thy are much too big. Usually this results in a Furret running around with a sock on its head
Trainers will find that their Furrets often like to wrap themselves around their shoulders, like a mink scarf
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