Also I know halflings can’t in canon have babies w/ like any race that won’t just produce a halfling (Dragons/dryads/celestials/fiends can, but that’s just making aasimar/tieflings/sorcerers)
But consider: Halflings are like the CORGIS of fantasy races, so if another race has a kid with a halfling, they just look like a half sized version of the other parent
GIVE ME VISUALS YOU COWARDS.
G*d you’re so right
I’m so running with this. Imagine… Tabaxi Halflings trying to pass themselves off as a large cat.
“What do you mean ‘too big’? I’m a Maine Coon, clearly”
lmao my current character is half halfing and half orc. She’s two and a half feet of rage and is always ready to throw down. Her last name is Kneecrusher, bc that’s all she can reach.
Today’s aesthetic: keeping the same tab open in your browser for three solid weeks because you’re definitely going to get around to reading and/or acting on whatever’s in it any minute now.
How
much time do we get on this earth? We don’t know. They don’t tell
us at the outset how much time we get. It’s something I’ve been
sort of grappling with and terrified with. I think we all grapple
with it. I think we all grapple with the paradox of knowing
tomorrow’s not promised, but making plans anyway. Hamilton walked
into that duel. He had a lunch date with a client on the books that
same day. You don’t plan for your life to end.
starry-eyed 