etherealklance:

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etherealklance:

simon’s friends: why did you do it, simon?

simon: I was closeted and not ready to come out and martin was threatening to out me to the entire school if I didn’t help him slightly inconvenience you

simon’s friends: okay but wHY

simon:

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Leah: you were setting me up to get my heart broken!

Simon, a clueless gay who had no idea she was in love with him:

martin: I didn’t think people still did shit like that

simon, a gay with common sense and eyes: