chucktaylorupset:

professorsparklepants:

professorsparklepants:

Can we have a Harry Potter AU where Regulus Black is the Death Eater spy turned potions master instead of Snape?

I can’t believe I only JUST realized all the comedy potential that is Sirius showing up to kill Peter 3rd year and finding his supposedly evil brother working at Hogwarts and having civil conversations with Remus about Harry’s grades

Please let this be after a full year of awkwardness of Regulus working with his evil brother’s ex

Sirius and Regulus are both convinced they’re the good brother

jedihighcouncil:

I dont wanna get a job or have real life responsibilities I wanna be an overpowered gay x-men character

f2licity:

I miss the feeling of reading Harry Potter for the first time

Alex: So I’m bi –

John: *Gasps hopefully*

Alex: -lingual. Bilingual, I speak two languages.

John: *Takes a sip of water, disappointed*

Alex: Oh and I also like dudes

John: *Spits out water*

pixenkun:

Laurens: What does the cow say?

Baby Phillip: Moo!

Laurens: Great! What does the cat say?

Baby Phillip: Meow!

Laurens: Awesome buddy! What does daddy say?

Baby Phillip: PAY YOUR FUCKING TAXES!

Alexander: Yep. That’s my son.

hedgehog-goulash7:

whipbogard:

This is my favourite Tony Stark moment. EVER.
Because, my god, that smile is the most beautiful thing I’ve ever seen

Agree! It lifts your spirits right there in the middle of the movie.

Source: nonoitsonome

sexualthorientation:

thesocialnetworkost:

“describe thor and loki’s dynamic with a single gif”

#i love how thor doesn’t even really try to stop loki’s murder knives it’s just a weary hand like ‘oh dear #‘don’t’ #‘can we not do this today’ #‘this has been my entire life do you see’ #‘[softly] loki no’ #this really is the dynamic (via @et-in-arkadia)