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schrodingers-cat-paradox:

#omg i’d be freaking out if i was that close to being cut in half #but tony’s just ‘welp there goes the door oh well’

#i love how he just tosses it on the ground #like #‘well fuck i guess i gotta replace that now jesus”

#billionaireproblems

Source: chrispratt

Girls like girls and professionally filmed full-length broadway musicals

jim-kirk:

Miguel & Héctor in Pixar’s Coco

Source: jim-kirk

Source: peraltadhd

applejuicewerewolf:

dracofidus:

When my Mum was pregnant with me she was in the pub and this random creepy elderly woman that nobody ever saw before or since told her that she was going to have a boy and when I was born everyone was like “the creepy lady was wrong” but it turned out I’m trans and THE PUB WITCH WAS RIGHT!

I WAS FORETOLD BY THE PUB WITCH

Witches are always pro-trans culture, transphobes cannot be witches.

-Alhazred? He’s a valuable fellow. – The tentacle thing can be a little disturbing, but you can’t judge the book by it’s cover, can you? – And he only makes you bleed like every 1 in 3 heals…

– Uh, Reynauld, have you seen Audr- – BEGONE FOUL BEAST! – jeez okay just thought I’ll ask…

erkauberscream:

Alhazred: *summons ancient evil*
Reynauld: cool
Abom: *breathes*
Reynauld: the light is testing me

beyoncepatronus:

i’m so bad at remembering the average age for baby milestones like someone will be like “she’s 18 months (:” and i’ll be like “right what can she…… do? teeth? are there teeth?”

thelilnan:

I was watching Pokémon: Indigo League on Netflix and the Pokédex called Kakuna a “transitional Pokémon”

and then suddenly this happened