here is your gentle reminder that there are dandelions growing through cracks in the sidewalk. there is a fence lizard on the porch who is growing a new tail. there are trees growing through an abandoned house, branches tearing through the ceiling, ferns carpeting the floor. there is life pushing forward, pushing through.
because the admission that he googled ‘how to talk to your bisexual friends’ is an admission that he doesn’t really know what the shit he’s doing, BUT HE TRIED and did the emotional labor on his own of looking for answers rather than relying on HER to provide all the answers
Find meaning. Distinguish melancholy from sadness. Go out for a walk. It doesn’t have to be a romantic walk in the park, spring at its most spectacular moment, flowers and smells and outstanding poetical imagery smoothly transferring you into another world. It doesn’t have to be a walk during which you’ll have multiple life epiphanies and discover meanings no other brain ever managed to encounter. Do not be afraid of spending quality time by yourself. Find meaning or don’t find meaning but ‘steal’ some time and give it freely and exclusively to your own self. Opt for privacy and solitude. That doesn’t make you antisocial or cause you to reject the rest of the world. But you need to breathe. And you need to be.
You have been blessed by the Forest Gods. You will now have good luck for the next 6 months, simply by seeing this post. You are also protected from Slender Man, Bloody Mary and Jeff the Killer. You DO NOT NEED to reblog this post, you are already Protected. This being said, do not feel discouraged, you are free to reblog this if you wish.
In short, we present IMMUNITY STAGS.
I literally just accidentally read a post about a haunted hospital. This was amazing timing.
I’d like to imagine that Tony Stark’s facial hair is so Iconic™ that one day when he decides to shave it on a whim the entire world literally loses their collective shit
Tony: *Walks into Avengers meeting* Hi guys
Tony:
Tony: Why are you all screaming
Assassin: I’ve got Stark in my sights
Tony: *Turns around and shows his face*
Assassin: Wait who the fuck is this guy
In which Tony’s disguise is literally just him shaving off his beard and becoming an entirely different person.
starry-eyed 