Asexual Pick Up Lines

deadblanket:

antleraptor-art:

squiddleprincess:

Hey baby, are you a firework?

Because you’re breathtakingly beautiful, but I don’t want you anywhere near my genitals.

Oh my sweet zombie jesus, this is beautiful.

@homonimbus heh

gelatins:

idk how you guys can send anon hate, like i can’t even send a nice anon without being scared that i didn’t hit anon and now they know

italicastronomer:

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Source: oolong-cat

slayboybunny:

dont ask me for relationship advice because i will always just tell you to break up w/ them and throw their shit in a dumpster because i do not understand the concept of allowing anyone to treat you poorly this is a zero tolerance zone

When I see mutuals on my dash: My friend. You are my friend. You don’t know me and I’m too shy to talk to you but you are my friend.

wizardshark:

demisexualmerrill:

destiny-smasher:

beginning of 2016 vs the end of 2016

This is it. This is the most accurate

its actually kinda an uplifting post

Source: destiny-smasher

fatdryad:

evelynnesbit:

masculinity is a prison, time doesn’t exist, gender isn’t real, virginity is a construct, and Jesus wasn’t white.

me @ dinner parties

charlesoberonn:

“You’re so talented, it must be so easy for you to make art!”

Me:

badjewess:

badjewess:

My political views are so far left I’ve exited pursued by a bear

I can’t believe this theatre pun post was so relatable

me at the beginning of the school year: i am not throwing away my shot
me at the end of the school year: i imagine death so much it feels more like a memory