Me on my wedding day: you still like me right

“Once you become an adult your acne will clear up!”

invite me to your discord server so i can immediately become overwhelmed, mute it, and never interact with any of you ever again

Source: werebike

entertainermp3:

if ur ace/aro/aroace and have no idea what the heck ur doing slap that mf reblog button

flokied:

i am a strong independent shipper who don’t need no canon

wakanda-4evr:

crazyshitisay:

pyro-lover:

When you attend school you are technically in story mode but once you graduate your life turns into an open world game with just side quests here and there.

This is literally what its felt like

Re-blog if you are soft and like to be cuddled

wakanda-4evr:

itaintenough:

valeriange:

not sure if I’m in love with T’Challa or Chadwick Boseman

me

boardwalk-absurdist:

dwouatcsi:

you know how some people r like i want morgan freeman to narrate my life yadda etc and like i get that mad respect big mood but i’d give an arm and an anus to have john mulaney narrate my life thanks for coming to my ted talk

i want john mulaney, bo burnham, and richard ayoade to do an mst3k/rifftrax-style running commentary on my life

Tag: same

if ur ace/aro/aroace and have no idea what the heck ur doing slap that mf reblog button

When you attend school you are technically in story mode but once you graduate your life turns into an open world game with just side quests here and there.

Re-blog if you are soft and like to be cuddled