I dont wanna get a job or have real life responsibilities I wanna be an overpowered gay x-men character
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I hate that I cry when I’m frustrated. Like you haven’t won. You haven’t hurt my feelings. I’m just so fed up with your bullshit that my body needs to have a physical release or my head will explode.
I feel sad™ so I’ll watch Brooklyn Nine-Nine.
what TLJ probably meant: poor Kylo Ren look he had a reason to come into the Dark Side his own uncle tried to kill him :’((( it’s also all Luke’s fault, blame him, he gave up on Ben so easy!!
what I, an intellectual, learned form TLJ: if Luke “there is still good in you dad Vader” Skywalker takes one look at Ben Solo’s mind and thinks this one is irredeemable then well, shit, I absolutely believe him
me: i want a significant other
person: but you’re aromantic!
me: by significant other i mean a person i care about deeply and who i can trust with my life and watch movies with and live in a nice apartment one day with cute cat decorations on the shelves and get hugs from if i need them and go shopping with a significant other doesn’t need to be inherently romantic
BITCH WE OUT HERE TAKIN OUR
M E D S
AND DRINKIN THAT UHHHH
W A T E R
Still havent showered but bitch
WE’LL GET THERE
Hi brain, you obstinate fucker. I drank the clear splashy stuff. I ate the green things. I went under that bright fucker up there. I did the thing with the moving and sweating and whatnot. Now make the happy chemical, you lump of fuck.
Oh boy am I in the mood for love
