hey guys remember when undertale was new and everyone was just enjoying a good game and we didnt have to feel an inherent shame for liking it but then the fanbase became riddled with incest and pedophilia glorification and harassed others over what route to take so much that people actually dread playing a fucking game about love and family and forgiveness like what HAPPENED
@torracat EXACTLY like. there’s something just so sad about the idea that undertale probably wont be able to live down its fanbase. it wont be known to most as “a game that makes people want to be kinder” or “a game that teaches you that sometimes even if you want to be nice you must still defend yourself” or “a game about staying hopeful despite the odds” or even “a game that has its faults and limitations but ultimately has a good heart and a decent moral and is damn enjoyable to play” but no
instead undertale’s known as that game with the skeleton that people obnoxiously overglorify, that game with the incest and pedophilia problem, that game that gets people harassed for literally just playing it as it is meant to be played. instead of best game of 2015 people will probably remember it instead for the game that was sent to the fucking pope. i mean jesus.
like idc if people dislike undertale what upsets me is when people ruin things that are good for others. i guess it cant be helped but its still : /
Undertale au where the whole game is a D&D session and Asriel is the DM
Frisk: i roll to pet the dog.
Asriel: you pet the dog. it was a good dog.
Frisk: i roll to pet th-
Asriel: Frisk you’ve been petting the dog for the past 5 turns you can stop now.
Frisk: i roll to pet the dog.
Asriel: The Absolute God of Hyperdeath casts Galacta Blazing-
Papyrus: I DON’T REMEMBER SEEING THAT SPELL IN ANY OF THE RULE BOOKS. OR THIS CHARACTER. OR ANYTHING FROM THIS CAMPAIGN, REALLY.
Asriel: W-well, it’s from the newest edition available online, s-so just hush. Anyway, Frisk, roll for evasion.
Frisk: I rolled a 1.
Asriel: Galacta Blazing strikes you square in the chest, piercing your very soul and dealing 5d8 arcane damage totaling…29 damage after armor and resistance. Your life is brought to -20, killing yo-
Frisk: I roll to resist.
Asriel: What.
Frisk: I roll to resist dying.
Asriel: Frisk you have a Light Armor score of 3 and no magic resistance, how are you going to-
Frisk: My soul is too determined and refuses to die.
Asriel: …Okay, fine. You make one last ditch effort to resist the God of Hyperdeath’s pow-
Papyrus: I LOOKED UP THE LATEST EDITION OF THE RULE BOOKS ONLINE BUT I COULDN’T FIND THE GOD OF HYPERDEATH ANYWHERE, AND GALACTA BLAZING ISN’T IN ANY OF THE SPELL COMPENDIUMS.
Asriel: Papyrus, not now! I’m just about to wi-
Frisk: I rolled a 20.
Asriel: …Your soul refused to die…restoring you to full health…
Frisk: I buy a hot dog.
Asriel: you can’t buy a hot dog you don’t have enough bag space.
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