every other undertale character: I have complex emotional issues and to spare me you have to help me confront my inner demons
muffet: wheres my fucking money
Me: *takes a deep breath*
Me: I lo-
anyone who has spent five seconds around me ever: Yes, you love Papyrus, we know, you love Papyrus so much, he is the light of your life, you love him so much, you just love Papyrus, we KNOW, you love Papyrus you fucking love Papyrus ok we know, we get it, YOU LOVE PAPYRUS. WE GET IT.