Alex: So I’m bi –

John: *Gasps hopefully*

Alex: -lingual. Bilingual, I speak two languages.

John: *Takes a sip of water, disappointed*

Alex: Oh and I also like dudes

John: *Spits out water*

batastrophe7:

I feel like one of the biggest misconceptions out there is that all fanfic is written by 12 and 13 year olds

Like the other day I read a fanfic where Jason Todd is remodeling his kitchen and is concerned about wooden countertops because what if you get raw chicken on your wooden countertop?

You think a 13 year old thinks about countertops? Think again my friend that fic was written by an Adult