yep – Page 5 – starry-eyed

theorem-duckling:

The Oscars: everything has to be perfectly organised, elegant and sophisticated

Eurovision: burn the stage. drown them in neon lights. breathe glitter into homophobic eyes. start a war. drama is your master and you will serve

fratboy-of-orome:

yessssss I love ukraine,,, like,,,, the coffin? the contact lens? the Drama? that’s some God-tier Eurovision shit

thegertie:

extasiswings:

anony-mouse-writer:

The lesson to be learned from Thor Ragnarok and Black Panther: spend more time on sibling relationships and less time on grimdark or bullshit romance plots. It works out much better.

#and also more critiques of colonialism

#and also that parents don’t always lead by example

theparadoxspace:

Harry Potter v. 1.07 patch notes:

Representation previously only mentioned in social media is now made explicit

Ron’s dialogue is now uncensored

Fixed bizarre bug that changed Arthur Rubeus Potter’s name to Albus Severus

Fixed bug which made Harry’s job say “Auror” instead of “Hogwarts’ DADA Teacher”

Harry no longer returns to the Dursley’s after rescuing Sirius and instead goes with him

Severus Snape is no longer praised nor regarded in a nice manner in any instance

Professor McGonagall’s Immortality is now implemented

“The Cursed Child” is now completely removed from canon, as it was previously added by mistake.

lovebeyondmeasure:

accio-shitpost:

every patronus hermione granger has ever produced was done with the memory of how it felt to deck malfoy right in his smug bastard face

#every patronus ron weasley has ever produced was also done with the memory of hermione decking malfoy in the face (via raisindeatre)

cocoa-nut:

… it’s 2018 and I’m still on tumblr

lifeisajourney10:

gloriousbacchus:

religiousmom:

tumblr friendships are hard to maintain like im sorry i know i havent talked to you in 5 months but you’re still super rad and i still consider us friends im just dumb

#if you’re wondering if this is for you #it’s probably for you

If I have ever messaged you or messaged me and never heard from me again, I still consider us friends. I just suck

spacegirlspiffy:

sk8ergrandma:

*screams into the void* I’M ASEXUAL AND THAT’S OK

The Void: *screams back* DAMN RIGHT IT IS

alistairian:

What I want to do: tell people I’m asexual so it’s out of the way and they can stop assuming I’m allosexual

What I don’t want to do: give a 5 minute explanation of what asexuality is followed by a 10 minute debate on whether or not it’s actually a real thing followed by yet another another 10 minutes of uncomfortable questions as they continue to try and disprove my sexuality to me